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What a lovely moment! :D Pak-Cheen dosti! 

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Reuters description of Karachi: Chaotic port megacity

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Just another picture of Karachi! :D

SOURCE: REUTERS 

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My response to Nine Zero happening: 

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Crying was my speciality back in the days! 

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In Pakistan, we wake up to the news of explosions 

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The kawa waits for his turn patiently while the little pigeon drinks water. #summer #thirst #Pakistan #animals

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All those who slept in History classes, listen to PM Nawaz’s speech right now! 

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Fatma Gul comes to an end!

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Relationship status: In love with prickly heat powder

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Here you go @suzannamasih I hope this picture inspires you to get ‘the boy cut’ #tbt #childhood #Pakistan

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Can the new government start a “Rebuild-Ziarat” campaign with volunteers across Pakistan contributing to it? Please! 

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WELCOME TO PAKISTAN INTERNATIONAL AIRLINES!


"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain Pervez, welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Pakistan International Airlines.

We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.

This is flight 717 to Karachi. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in Pakistan. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

PIA has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary McDonalds burgers. We have been given that free of cost by McDonalds, as all their restaurants in any case have been bombed in Pakistan.

For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie will be visiblefrom the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know.
Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can’t find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.”
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Dominos on Tuesdays, best (and cheapest) love affair! For only a dollar. Hail capitalism. #Pakistan #food

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My first batch of cupcakes! Proud! Baking after ages. #Pakistan #cupcake #food #baking

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